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Here is a forward Steven sent me and I thought it was hilarious and I know its off topic but I thought it was cute and I wanted to share it with everyone plus it has a little dog joke toward the end  KidsAreQuick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get sodirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letterof the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in hishand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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I herd a song tonight on the radio, another girl sings about a boy. She sees his face in every space every room, and I know that if I turn around you won't be there. If I close my eyes, will you be there? I don't wanna lose your face, and I don't wanna wake up one day and not remember what time erased. I don't wanna turn around cause im not scared of what love gave me and took away and I don't wanna lose your face. I've got a photo of you in my bedroom and I hope it never falls. I hope I never lose that feelin' I use to get when you called. I don't wanna lose your face. - Taylor Swift
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 lol! I loved the one about George Wshington and the Axe.Also the one of praying before he eats.
  
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| i just love what kids do and say its so funny.i love theone about who found america
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LOL 
I've gotten emails like that before, and they always crack me up
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Normally, I don't open FWDS and I just delete them and Steven told me not to it was funny so I opened it and I laughed at it. Thought it was good enough to post here. Whoever thought of them jokes sure are funny! If I know who was the author of it, I would of gave credits.
Star: *Proud Eskie/golden mix*
I herd a song tonight on the radio, another girl sings about a boy. She sees his face in every space every room, and I know that if I turn around you won't be there. If I close my eyes, will you be there? I don't wanna lose your face, and I don't wanna wake up one day and not remember what time erased. I don't wanna turn around cause im not scared of what love gave me and took away and I don't wanna lose your face. I've got a photo of you in my bedroom and I hope it never falls. I hope I never lose that feelin' I use to get when you called. I don't wanna lose your face. - Taylor Swift
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That is funny! One time when I was sitting my cousin, I asked her to go remake my mom's bed that she messed up by jumping up and down on. She told me why, you're going to mess it back up when you go to bed at night anyway, so why do all that extra work! It was funny and she had a good point, I found myself slacking on making my own bed...Okay, I haven't made my bed in years.
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