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RE: Kids Say the funniest things!

starry*boy — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 10:11:39 GMT

annielovesmama (7/16/2008)

Angel8 (7/15/2008)

starry*boy (7/10/2008)

Normally, I don't open FWDS and I just delete them and Steven told me not to it was funny so I opened it and I laughed at it. Thought it was good enough to post here. Whoever thought of them jokes sure are funny! If I know who was the author of it, I would of gave credits.

Same with me. I hardly ever open forwards.

This was hilarious. Thanks for posting.

why dont you guys open forwards?

Some of them contain viruses and half of them are boring and stupid and a waste of time IMO.

RE: Kids Say the funniest things!

annielovesmama — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 06:47:56 GMT

Angel8 (7/15/2008)

starry*boy (7/10/2008)

Same with me. I hardly ever open forwards.

This was hilarious. Thanks for posting.

why dont you guys open forwards?

RE: Kids Say the funniest things!

Angel8 — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 20:21:54 GMT

starry*boy (7/10/2008)

Same with me. I hardly ever open forwards.

This was hilarious. Thanks for posting.

RE: Kids Say the funniest things!

starry*boy — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 15:39:15 GMT

dogsRme (7/12/2008)

starry*boy (7/12/2008)

Yeah the last one is sooo true!!! I can really relate to that one! Glad everyone liked it!

I think anyone who has been to school can! When my teacher talks, I am half paying attention and the other half I am thinking of other things like lunch time or how much longer till the class ends. Teacher calls on me, I am like, "what?" and she has to repeat it. That is one of my goals next year for my senior year is to pay attention in class instead of dozing off.

HAHA yeah that is so true Personally I don't pay attetion it gets boring and even more so in science because you know half the stuff they are telling you is false made up garbage.

So glad you liked this topic

RE: Kids Say the funniest things!

kodabear97 — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 14:32:47 GMT

The first one is really funny I think!

RE: Kids Say the funniest things!

dogsRme — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 13:35:20 GMT

starry*boy (7/12/2008)

Yeah the last one is sooo true!!! I can really relate to that one! Glad everyone liked it!

RE: Kids Say the funniest things!

annielovesmama — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 12:05:05 GMT

HILAROUS!! LOL!

RE: Kids Say the funniest things!

starry*boy — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 10:38:06 GMT

Yeah the last one is sooo true!!! I can really relate to that one! Glad everyone liked it!

RE: Kids Say the funniest things!

Spaniel14 — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 17:48:05 GMT

lol!!!!!

i love the last 1!!!!!

RE: Kids Say the funniest things!

kodabear97 — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 17:38:47 GMT

LOL!

RE: Kids Say the funniest things!

MissMolly-Lover — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 11:21:59 GMT

The one with george washington is funny. I remembebr when my brother was little and he wanted to buy some toy cars or something and my nana said "why dont you save your money for something else you might want" and then my brother said "Nana...money isnt a collectible!"

RE: Kids Say the funniest things!

dogsRme — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 19:25:26 GMT

That is funny! One time when I was sitting my cousin, I asked her to go remake my mom's bed that she messed up by jumping up and down on. She told me why, you're going to mess it back up when you go to bed at night anyway, so why do all that extra work! It was funny and she had a good point, I found myself slacking on making my own bed...Okay, I haven't made my bed in years.

RE: Kids Say the funniest things!

starry*boy — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 18:55:12 GMT

RE: Kids Say the funniest things!

Riss — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 16:48:53 GMT

LOL

I've gotten emails like that before, and they always crack me up

RE: Kids Say the funniest things!

lover of dogs — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 15:31:18 GMT

i just love what kids do and say its so funny.i love theone about who found america

RE: Kids Say the funniest things!

muttlover17 — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 15:25:53 GMT

lol! I loved the one about George Wshington and the Axe.Also the one of praying before he eats.

Kids Say the funniest things!

starry*boy — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 15:21:37 GMT

Here is a forward Steven sent me and I thought it was hilarious and I know its off topic but I thought it was cute and I wanted to share it with everyone plus it has a little dog joke toward the end

KidsAreQuick
____________ _________ _________ ______

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
____________ _________ _________ ______

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
____________ _________ _________ _________ ___
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
____________ _________ _________ ______________
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
____________ _________ _________ ____
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
____________ _________ _________ _________ ___

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get sodirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
____________ _________ _________ _________
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letterof the alphabet.'
____________ _________ _________ ___
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in hishand.
____________ _________ _________ ________

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
_____________________ _________

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
____________ _________ _________ _____
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
____________ _________ _________ ____
PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!